''''''''''Marriage'''''''''''''

Ahh, marriage. Every girls' dream and every men's funeral( of coz except for a few who prefer a more stupid and sedentary life). It's not like I don't believe in it, just that I think everyone practically should make the most of their lives when they're still being youthful, partying and stuff, just don't hook up and hang around with the same girl all the time. Marriage is for, my opinion, older people who really, desperately want to spend the rest of their lives with THE ONE( after picking them from their past one-night-stand lists....) they love, soul partner.

Anyway, I've been to a wedding dinner last week and it was a party of pomp and pageantry. It's my mom's friend's daughter's wedding(complicated, I don't even know these people) .Everyone was enjoying themselves, except for me!!!! Of coarse, how can you make yourself comfortable when all the people who sit at the same table with you keep staring at you like your're an alien( like Lady Gaga), and not to mention, all of them were old!!!!( It's the consequence for leaving home late enough to attend a stupid wedding dinner)

Well, as it seemed that I can't get away with this, I'm just gonna indulge myself in the food. Food!!! Omg!!!Totally forgot bout that!!!Arrrggghhhh!!!I've never been to this restaurant before and I don't know the food standards here!!! I prayed hard that it's eadible and poison-free!!!!And thank Lord. My prayer answered!!!Actually , it's quite delicious, by my standard anyway. I'm just annoyed a tad by the fact that those old people need more nutrients and practically grabbed everything on the plate ,everything they can lay their chopsticks on, only leaving behind scraps of chicken skin and the vegie that used to decorate the food. And thought they said that the older one should make the younger priorities. Well,looking from a positive point of view, they do keep me on my diet tracks...........

TO BE CONTINUE.........

~~~Quickie~~~

Well I don't really know wad quickie means, but I think it probably has something to do with doing something in a very quick speed.......and I'm writing this post in a hurry so....
Aniwae, I'm still thinking of changing and upgrading my blog somehow, preparing to make my comeback .....And after giving it a long thought, I think I'm gonna make it my diary( I know waddya gonna say Jake.....And I dun really care).

Here's the reason why. First of all, when I first start my blogging career( yea rite.....), I thought blogging's suposed to be a way to express my feeling and drop down the journey and experiences in my daily life. And I really wanted to do it this way. And after sometime, I ask my dear fren," why no 1 come to my blog 1???" My fren told me that I should write something funny that has nothing to do with my life at all, ha said " bcoz no one really cares bout ur life 1 larhhhhh"......

I really hope more people would come to my blog and if can, share their experiences in life and probably make more frens with that( that's what my blog's tittle means and my goal for starting this blog....).......And after going back and forth thinking bout what should I do with my blog, I came up with this thought. I said" To Hell With That!!! I don't care if no one come to my blog at all!!! I'm just gonna do it my way~~~"

So I just wanna give u guys an idea of what I'm gonna do with my blog. So..............


I STILL LOVE MY LIFE>.<

Absentee~~~

First of all, I want to express my deepest regrets for not being able to update my blog for the coming few weeks. I know you guys gonna be devastated and probably miss me when I'm gone......But I promised, after a few more weeks, I'm gonna make up for my mistakes with the greatest comeback you've ever witnessed( even greater than brit's )!!!!

In the meantime, lets take a peek at parts of the things I'm gonna do in this wonderful holidays( Enjoy the last days of my life before school opens...) :

1. Shopping at Sunway Pyramid!!!!!

2. Eat my breakfast, lunch and dinner!!!

3. Text my friends and told them bout my trip, just in case they don't know.....
(making them jealous is my ultimate goal)

4. Ice skating with my sister at Sunway Pyramid!!!!

5. Kiss and love my kittens before i kill them for releasing my rage when I get my result sheets!!!!!!

Well, that's it .I wish u all a happy Holiday and take good care of yourself!!!! Watchout for H1N1 ya!!!!!!!



L LOVE MY LIFE.

Amanda" Kangaroo!!!!!

*POOOOFFFFF*

Ahem...Ahemmm.....*coughing* ....S***, looks like i've messed up with the stupid spell again

.......it's supposed avada kadabra rite???( or sthg??? U noe?? the one that used to dispose pests??) Dammmnn!!! Where's Hermoine??? She's supposed to be fixing my glasses!!!! Ron....y dun u f**** urself and go look 4 her!!!! Stupid red-haired yank...........And u old man, wad're u?? Pole dancer??? Wad d heck r u doing with the owl mike stand???And where the hell is Boldie???? It's supposed to b his snake feeding show rite nw!!!

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Yes i noe, this is so Harry Potter rite? I mean ,the story line's supposed to B like this. It's more violent, cruel, bi**** and exciting don't u think so?( Hmm??? don't u think so Rowling???)

Anyway, yes, I've watched Harry Potter 6---The Half- Blood Prince....

And unsurprisingly, the half blood Bi*** is Prof. Snape...

I noe rite....y Snape???? y did she gave him a so fancy and cool nickname????I'm so frustrating.....and why d hell did that oldie die so fast???? His dying scene is way shorter than the part where Snape and Bellastik make the deal!!!!!

Omg..... Wad happen to this movie????Thank goodness they make up for their stupid mistakes by forcing Emma to take Hermoine's role.....( I'm nt drooling bt I think I'm getting horny...)

And now ...I'm gonna summarize the whole point of the movie .....

This year, Harry is getting hornier than ever, caused by the raging hormones and the beast that rest inside of him, and he decided to unleash it on his mother like girlfren, Ginny( Jinny ??? Jeanny??? which 1??). And Ronald is officially retarded this year, suffering serious brain damage by getting hit right on the head in tha Quidditch( I hope i spell it right...) match. And Hermoine is just as horny as Harry and she is pissed off coz some1 is getting her se* toy's attention( wow ...it sounded quite interesting already....)

Pluzzz.....The oldie decided to hire the old Slutthorn( Slughorn) back and take the pose as the Viagra making potion Master!!!!( Mind ur blood pressure old man!!!)And of coarse, we can't forget to mention the poor and confused Draco. He actually gets it "right" this time, using an expired bottle of wine to drug Oldie and brilliantly hex him with an astonishingly gorgeous necklace!!!!( Oldie: OMG Prada!!!! I'm having a heart attack!!!!)

And most disappointingly, we can't catch a glimpse of Boldie in this episode......I'm so devastated!!!!I always thought that he's a hilarious guy and hav a great sense of humour!!!!Aww~~~~

And to skip the boring part, which is the part that the Oldie died( well, it's kinda touching when he's dancing wth fire loop to protect Harry)and etc, ...............wait........there's nothing more to talk about!!!

Well that's it!!! The synopsis of

Harry Potter 6--Hairy and the Half-Blood Bi***!!!!!

Enjoy!!!!!!!

Don't u think the poster's kinda familiar???And yet Jay Chou hates to reveal his secret....

What???? They switch Heath Ledger and Jake from this brokeback mountain's poster?????

Beauty and the geek!!!!wait, Why so sad???? C'mon ....it's just a joke !!!!Get over it!!!

Teeeheeee!!!! Harry's true identity!!! The Half-Milk Cow!!!!!!

Horrific!!!!!!!!

Yes, I know... the tittle may scare off some of you ppl but don't worry.....it's okay.......Actually this post has nothing to do with horror movies or scary pics.....as the matter of fact, it's just a sad, sad story about the other species which I hated most on this planet( you'll find it out later).



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Okay. Here's the thing. We all like and hope that our home sweet home would always be clean , tidy and nonetheless SPECTACULAR rite??? Like myself, I've been a perfectionist all the time, practicing good hygience and all, making sure that there's not a single dust on my properties(what??? I'm not feminine.......I just wanna stay away from H1N1....). But then, one day ,unfortunately, U came.............



You never tell me your name. You said that brown and black was ur favourite colour and so u always dressed in these colour. You were diligent in your work, staying up all night and do your job. You look at me with a soulful eye. You beg me to let you go. But how could I??? Afterall that you've been done to her room!!!!



Then,I could see you grinning from ear to ear. "Haha , well then, catch me if you can ", u said , in an almost inaudible voice. You like to play huh?? Okay , game's on mate. I chased, U ran.



It continued for almost an hour. You were good!!!But not as good as me. I hide myself in the darkest shadow, waiting, waiting for u to show up. As I predicted , U did.............



SNAP!!!!!SNAP!!!!!!SNAP!!!!!!!



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"Jie jie!!!! I've killed it !!!! You can come back in now!!!!" I shouted. My sis stepped into her room , looking down at a dead cockroach and shriek. She wants me to take it out and asked me to burn it to ashes( I like that idea.......watch it die .....painfully and glowing.....isn't that great???)

I picked it up from the pool of cockroach's juice........and did exactly the same thing she asked.





I wasn't going to mourn and feel pity for you low-life!!!! Homo sapiens were the greatest species of all!!!!!This post is for all of U cockroaches on this planet!!!! If you tried to invade my home again, you'll be the next species that extinct, even earlier than whales and rhinos..........mark my word.......................I'll cut off one of ur legs( coz u hav six of 'em) squize the juice out of it........every last drop of it.........and make u drink it.......hahahhaa.......*voice fading*..........



NOTE: This post contain an extremely violent content and read it only if you're above 3 .And I

was planning to use cocks to replace cockroaches coz it's simpler......but I hav 1 too, so I

had to drop that idea(Darn).

:::::::::::::::::::All about music::::::::::::::

I've been reading "There has been death in the opposite house" by Emily Dickinson (she has nthg to do with Janice at all .....)lately and the thought of a recent news flashed across my mind. Yes, the sad news about the late King of Pop, aka Micheal Jackson. I know, it was a shocking and unbelievable news .I thought the radio announcer was joking at first!!!! It was like a bolt from the blue, out of nowhere and popped up suddenly. And later on, the news' been confirmed and i was dumbfounded and don't know what to say .........Honestly I've never listened to his music bfore except for a few songs like : 'Beat It' and 'Thriller'.....and I was thinking:" Damn.....I thought that guy's planning to make a comeback tour of 50 concerts at the O2 arena..!!!!!How could this be happening!!!!???"


I always had a bad impression for MJ because of the allegations of child abuse. But then, when I heard about that news, I was overcome by sadness and I don't know why.....I've learned from the papers and magazines that he's really talented and a true musical genius and of coz he's also one hell of a dancer, just look at his moves!!! . And after that incident, I started to dig in. I began to realise that he had done so many good deeds in his life and he's such an inspiring person. He was just a musician who has been through a tough childhood and just wanted to do something great in his life and for the others, I think he did it!!! As a trend-setters of the music industry in the 19s, he'd change the face of the pop music thoroughly and become a legend, and he's still an iconic music legand today.



As a musician, I think we should only look at his achievements in music and not his stupid rumours and scandals. Music is the most wonderful thing in life. We can really feel the message when indulging in the rhythm and the melody of the song. And MJ's really good at making good musics. I was crying when I watch “we are the world”( a song co-writing by MJ )music video(http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zQXUSPvlE8g) ……Waves of emotion hits the core of my heart…..one can really lost in time and space in the melody of music…..this song really makes us wonder what had happened to our world nowadays….where’s the peace ???? where’s our hope in life??? I don’t think anyone has that answer right now…not even Obama….No …..the only key to the answer was the lyrics …..I really hope that everyone can hold hands together one day and sing that song.....



And finally , I just wanna say that we'll always remember you !!!You're in a place where no harms and sorrow can reach you now. All the accusations won't tarnish you and it doesn’t really matter anymore……The only thing that’s important is ----------Love…..












..Right ??? Micheal??




We'll always love you and the world would always cherish and appreciate your love towards music and mankind....You'll always be with us........




***“WE ARE THE WORLD’’***
There comes a time when we heed a certain call


When the world must come together as one


There are people dying


And its time to lend a hand to life


The greatest gift of all


We cant go on pretending day by day


That someone, somewhere will soon make a change


We are all part of gods great big family


And the truth, you know, love is all we need





We are the world, we are the children


We are the ones who make a brighter day


So lets start giving





Theres a choice were making


Were saving our own lives


Its true well make a better day


Just you and me





Send them your heart

So theyll know that someone cares


their lives will be stronger and free


As God has shown us by turning stones to bread


So we all must lend a helping hand





Chorus:


We are the world, we are the children


We are the ones who make a brighter day


So lets start giving


Theres a choice were making


Were saving our own livesI


ts true well make a better dayJust you and me





When youre down and out, there seems no hope at all


But if you just believe theres no way we can fall


Well, well, well, well let us realize that a change can only come


When we stand together as one





Chorus:


We are the world, we are the children


We are the ones who make a brighter day


So lets start givingTheres a choice were makingWere saving our own lives


Its true well make a better day


Just you and me





We are the world, we are the children


We are the ones who make a brighter day


So lets start giving


Theres a choice were making


Were saving our own lives


Its true well make a better day


Just you and me








We are the world......

SPENDING MYSUNDAY with the other species

After all these boring and dead Wednesday, Thursday, Friday and Saturday...*ho-hum*. Sunday was the long-awaited day for a guy like me!!!!!! And how to spend my whole sunny Sunday was the most important task ever .I usually spend entire Saturday night thinking bout what should I do that day.

After planning the perfect Sunday schedule painstakingly, i decided to hold an after school meeting and go to watch a movie or so at night. And there I was, happy and jumping around like a hippie after getting a stimulating drug( well it could happened the night before.....), proud of the mission I've accomplished.......But I was so wrong( again).........The meeting had to be cancelled because my stupid assistance forgot to tell my members about the meeting........Nobody's going to stay at school after class.......And the worst thing is, I've told my bro to pick me up at 4..........WHAT THE F***!!!!!!!

Just when i thought all hopes gone.........My savior arrived!!!!!I can see a beacon of hope shined upon me!!!!! My friend best friend in the world, Jake( again) said that I can stop by his shop and ask my bro to pick me up there.......It was a brilliant idea!!!!! After all, I didn't finish watching "Heroes" season 2 yet( he saved that series in his laptop.....LAPTOP IS THE MOST BRILLIANT TECH IN THE WORLD!!!!!!)

Well we reached his shop and we have a little chit-chat (with his parents). They were both hilarious and cool( a little too funny..........)I was glad I had a chance to stop by his shop again since its been a long long time i pay them a visit.........Well we had a blast talking bout family stuff .......Well i was going to go see them before they moved to SP and today was a perfect timing!!!!!!I'm so glad that meeting had to be cancelled. Well we watched the ''Simpson''(he forced me to and the movie was so fuuuuuuuunnnnnnnnnnnnnyyyyyyyyy!!!) and ''Heroes''(cool........). I like catching up with my friends and to appreciate every single one of them when I still have the chance to do so.......(Well I'm starting to do that from now on.....)

I headed home at about 5 ( My bro's always late) and my parents' coming home today from the trip i was talking bout AND my bro's planning to make a special spaghetti dish as a homecoming gift........my papa won RM 10,000 at Genting and he's in a delirious state.......watch your blood pressure pap!!!!!!And so I helped cutting the veges and he prepared the spaghetti(I'm wondering if its even edible......) and the sauce( which taste like mineral water coz it's so mild....I'm exaggerating.....actually it's quite good.....)He said something bout the carrots i cut was too big in size and it's too hard when eating it......BLAH BLAH BLAH...........Hahaha. We watched Prison Break later and ........that's the perfect Sunday I've ever had!!!!!!!

Flour that hadn't been identified whether it had been expired or nt........and the middle of preparing bloodish red sauce

(Sugar, Flour , Sauce and anything that's edible( stealing lines from Powerpuff girls........!!))


WORM-LIKE SPAGHETTI HAHAHAHA*evil laughs*!!!gonna give it to Snow White....

I Luv my life!!!!!!!