Amanda" Kangaroo!!!!!

*POOOOFFFFF*

Ahem...Ahemmm.....*coughing* ....S***, looks like i've messed up with the stupid spell again

.......it's supposed avada kadabra rite???( or sthg??? U noe?? the one that used to dispose pests??) Dammmnn!!! Where's Hermoine??? She's supposed to be fixing my glasses!!!! Ron....y dun u f**** urself and go look 4 her!!!! Stupid red-haired yank...........And u old man, wad're u?? Pole dancer??? Wad d heck r u doing with the owl mike stand???And where the hell is Boldie???? It's supposed to b his snake feeding show rite nw!!!

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Yes i noe, this is so Harry Potter rite? I mean ,the story line's supposed to B like this. It's more violent, cruel, bi**** and exciting don't u think so?( Hmm??? don't u think so Rowling???)

Anyway, yes, I've watched Harry Potter 6---The Half- Blood Prince....

And unsurprisingly, the half blood Bi*** is Prof. Snape...

I noe rite....y Snape???? y did she gave him a so fancy and cool nickname????I'm so frustrating.....and why d hell did that oldie die so fast???? His dying scene is way shorter than the part where Snape and Bellastik make the deal!!!!!

Omg..... Wad happen to this movie????Thank goodness they make up for their stupid mistakes by forcing Emma to take Hermoine's role.....( I'm nt drooling bt I think I'm getting horny...)

And now ...I'm gonna summarize the whole point of the movie .....

This year, Harry is getting hornier than ever, caused by the raging hormones and the beast that rest inside of him, and he decided to unleash it on his mother like girlfren, Ginny( Jinny ??? Jeanny??? which 1??). And Ronald is officially retarded this year, suffering serious brain damage by getting hit right on the head in tha Quidditch( I hope i spell it right...) match. And Hermoine is just as horny as Harry and she is pissed off coz some1 is getting her se* toy's attention( wow ...it sounded quite interesting already....)

Pluzzz.....The oldie decided to hire the old Slutthorn( Slughorn) back and take the pose as the Viagra making potion Master!!!!( Mind ur blood pressure old man!!!)And of coarse, we can't forget to mention the poor and confused Draco. He actually gets it "right" this time, using an expired bottle of wine to drug Oldie and brilliantly hex him with an astonishingly gorgeous necklace!!!!( Oldie: OMG Prada!!!! I'm having a heart attack!!!!)

And most disappointingly, we can't catch a glimpse of Boldie in this episode......I'm so devastated!!!!I always thought that he's a hilarious guy and hav a great sense of humour!!!!Aww~~~~

And to skip the boring part, which is the part that the Oldie died( well, it's kinda touching when he's dancing wth fire loop to protect Harry)and etc, ...............wait........there's nothing more to talk about!!!

Well that's it!!! The synopsis of

Harry Potter 6--Hairy and the Half-Blood Bi***!!!!!

Enjoy!!!!!!!

Don't u think the poster's kinda familiar???And yet Jay Chou hates to reveal his secret....

What???? They switch Heath Ledger and Jake from this brokeback mountain's poster?????

Beauty and the geek!!!!wait, Why so sad???? C'mon ....it's just a joke !!!!Get over it!!!

Teeeheeee!!!! Harry's true identity!!! The Half-Milk Cow!!!!!!