Amanda" Kangaroo!!!!!

*POOOOFFFFF*

Ahem...Ahemmm.....*coughing* ....S***, looks like i've messed up with the stupid spell again

.......it's supposed avada kadabra rite???( or sthg??? U noe?? the one that used to dispose pests??) Dammmnn!!! Where's Hermoine??? She's supposed to be fixing my glasses!!!! Ron....y dun u f**** urself and go look 4 her!!!! Stupid red-haired yank...........And u old man, wad're u?? Pole dancer??? Wad d heck r u doing with the owl mike stand???And where the hell is Boldie???? It's supposed to b his snake feeding show rite nw!!!

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Yes i noe, this is so Harry Potter rite? I mean ,the story line's supposed to B like this. It's more violent, cruel, bi**** and exciting don't u think so?( Hmm??? don't u think so Rowling???)

Anyway, yes, I've watched Harry Potter 6---The Half- Blood Prince....

And unsurprisingly, the half blood Bi*** is Prof. Snape...

I noe rite....y Snape???? y did she gave him a so fancy and cool nickname????I'm so frustrating.....and why d hell did that oldie die so fast???? His dying scene is way shorter than the part where Snape and Bellastik make the deal!!!!!

Omg..... Wad happen to this movie????Thank goodness they make up for their stupid mistakes by forcing Emma to take Hermoine's role.....( I'm nt drooling bt I think I'm getting horny...)

And now ...I'm gonna summarize the whole point of the movie .....

This year, Harry is getting hornier than ever, caused by the raging hormones and the beast that rest inside of him, and he decided to unleash it on his mother like girlfren, Ginny( Jinny ??? Jeanny??? which 1??). And Ronald is officially retarded this year, suffering serious brain damage by getting hit right on the head in tha Quidditch( I hope i spell it right...) match. And Hermoine is just as horny as Harry and she is pissed off coz some1 is getting her se* toy's attention( wow ...it sounded quite interesting already....)

Pluzzz.....The oldie decided to hire the old Slutthorn( Slughorn) back and take the pose as the Viagra making potion Master!!!!( Mind ur blood pressure old man!!!)And of coarse, we can't forget to mention the poor and confused Draco. He actually gets it "right" this time, using an expired bottle of wine to drug Oldie and brilliantly hex him with an astonishingly gorgeous necklace!!!!( Oldie: OMG Prada!!!! I'm having a heart attack!!!!)

And most disappointingly, we can't catch a glimpse of Boldie in this episode......I'm so devastated!!!!I always thought that he's a hilarious guy and hav a great sense of humour!!!!Aww~~~~

And to skip the boring part, which is the part that the Oldie died( well, it's kinda touching when he's dancing wth fire loop to protect Harry)and etc, ...............wait........there's nothing more to talk about!!!

Well that's it!!! The synopsis of

Harry Potter 6--Hairy and the Half-Blood Bi***!!!!!

Enjoy!!!!!!!

Don't u think the poster's kinda familiar???And yet Jay Chou hates to reveal his secret....

What???? They switch Heath Ledger and Jake from this brokeback mountain's poster?????

Beauty and the geek!!!!wait, Why so sad???? C'mon ....it's just a joke !!!!Get over it!!!

Teeeheeee!!!! Harry's true identity!!! The Half-Milk Cow!!!!!!

Horrific!!!!!!!!

Yes, I know... the tittle may scare off some of you ppl but don't worry.....it's okay.......Actually this post has nothing to do with horror movies or scary pics.....as the matter of fact, it's just a sad, sad story about the other species which I hated most on this planet( you'll find it out later).



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Okay. Here's the thing. We all like and hope that our home sweet home would always be clean , tidy and nonetheless SPECTACULAR rite??? Like myself, I've been a perfectionist all the time, practicing good hygience and all, making sure that there's not a single dust on my properties(what??? I'm not feminine.......I just wanna stay away from H1N1....). But then, one day ,unfortunately, U came.............



You never tell me your name. You said that brown and black was ur favourite colour and so u always dressed in these colour. You were diligent in your work, staying up all night and do your job. You look at me with a soulful eye. You beg me to let you go. But how could I??? Afterall that you've been done to her room!!!!



Then,I could see you grinning from ear to ear. "Haha , well then, catch me if you can ", u said , in an almost inaudible voice. You like to play huh?? Okay , game's on mate. I chased, U ran.



It continued for almost an hour. You were good!!!But not as good as me. I hide myself in the darkest shadow, waiting, waiting for u to show up. As I predicted , U did.............



SNAP!!!!!SNAP!!!!!!SNAP!!!!!!!



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"Jie jie!!!! I've killed it !!!! You can come back in now!!!!" I shouted. My sis stepped into her room , looking down at a dead cockroach and shriek. She wants me to take it out and asked me to burn it to ashes( I like that idea.......watch it die .....painfully and glowing.....isn't that great???)

I picked it up from the pool of cockroach's juice........and did exactly the same thing she asked.





I wasn't going to mourn and feel pity for you low-life!!!! Homo sapiens were the greatest species of all!!!!!This post is for all of U cockroaches on this planet!!!! If you tried to invade my home again, you'll be the next species that extinct, even earlier than whales and rhinos..........mark my word.......................I'll cut off one of ur legs( coz u hav six of 'em) squize the juice out of it........every last drop of it.........and make u drink it.......hahahhaa.......*voice fading*..........



NOTE: This post contain an extremely violent content and read it only if you're above 3 .And I

was planning to use cocks to replace cockroaches coz it's simpler......but I hav 1 too, so I

had to drop that idea(Darn).

:::::::::::::::::::All about music::::::::::::::

I've been reading "There has been death in the opposite house" by Emily Dickinson (she has nthg to do with Janice at all .....)lately and the thought of a recent news flashed across my mind. Yes, the sad news about the late King of Pop, aka Micheal Jackson. I know, it was a shocking and unbelievable news .I thought the radio announcer was joking at first!!!! It was like a bolt from the blue, out of nowhere and popped up suddenly. And later on, the news' been confirmed and i was dumbfounded and don't know what to say .........Honestly I've never listened to his music bfore except for a few songs like : 'Beat It' and 'Thriller'.....and I was thinking:" Damn.....I thought that guy's planning to make a comeback tour of 50 concerts at the O2 arena..!!!!!How could this be happening!!!!???"


I always had a bad impression for MJ because of the allegations of child abuse. But then, when I heard about that news, I was overcome by sadness and I don't know why.....I've learned from the papers and magazines that he's really talented and a true musical genius and of coz he's also one hell of a dancer, just look at his moves!!! . And after that incident, I started to dig in. I began to realise that he had done so many good deeds in his life and he's such an inspiring person. He was just a musician who has been through a tough childhood and just wanted to do something great in his life and for the others, I think he did it!!! As a trend-setters of the music industry in the 19s, he'd change the face of the pop music thoroughly and become a legend, and he's still an iconic music legand today.



As a musician, I think we should only look at his achievements in music and not his stupid rumours and scandals. Music is the most wonderful thing in life. We can really feel the message when indulging in the rhythm and the melody of the song. And MJ's really good at making good musics. I was crying when I watch “we are the world”( a song co-writing by MJ )music video(http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zQXUSPvlE8g) ……Waves of emotion hits the core of my heart…..one can really lost in time and space in the melody of music…..this song really makes us wonder what had happened to our world nowadays….where’s the peace ???? where’s our hope in life??? I don’t think anyone has that answer right now…not even Obama….No …..the only key to the answer was the lyrics …..I really hope that everyone can hold hands together one day and sing that song.....



And finally , I just wanna say that we'll always remember you !!!You're in a place where no harms and sorrow can reach you now. All the accusations won't tarnish you and it doesn’t really matter anymore……The only thing that’s important is ----------Love…..












..Right ??? Micheal??




We'll always love you and the world would always cherish and appreciate your love towards music and mankind....You'll always be with us........




***“WE ARE THE WORLD’’***
There comes a time when we heed a certain call


When the world must come together as one


There are people dying


And its time to lend a hand to life


The greatest gift of all


We cant go on pretending day by day


That someone, somewhere will soon make a change


We are all part of gods great big family


And the truth, you know, love is all we need





We are the world, we are the children


We are the ones who make a brighter day


So lets start giving





Theres a choice were making


Were saving our own lives


Its true well make a better day


Just you and me





Send them your heart

So theyll know that someone cares


their lives will be stronger and free


As God has shown us by turning stones to bread


So we all must lend a helping hand





Chorus:


We are the world, we are the children


We are the ones who make a brighter day


So lets start giving


Theres a choice were making


Were saving our own livesI


ts true well make a better dayJust you and me





When youre down and out, there seems no hope at all


But if you just believe theres no way we can fall


Well, well, well, well let us realize that a change can only come


When we stand together as one





Chorus:


We are the world, we are the children


We are the ones who make a brighter day


So lets start givingTheres a choice were makingWere saving our own lives


Its true well make a better day


Just you and me





We are the world, we are the children


We are the ones who make a brighter day


So lets start giving


Theres a choice were making


Were saving our own lives


Its true well make a better day


Just you and me








We are the world......

SPENDING MYSUNDAY with the other species

After all these boring and dead Wednesday, Thursday, Friday and Saturday...*ho-hum*. Sunday was the long-awaited day for a guy like me!!!!!! And how to spend my whole sunny Sunday was the most important task ever .I usually spend entire Saturday night thinking bout what should I do that day.

After planning the perfect Sunday schedule painstakingly, i decided to hold an after school meeting and go to watch a movie or so at night. And there I was, happy and jumping around like a hippie after getting a stimulating drug( well it could happened the night before.....), proud of the mission I've accomplished.......But I was so wrong( again).........The meeting had to be cancelled because my stupid assistance forgot to tell my members about the meeting........Nobody's going to stay at school after class.......And the worst thing is, I've told my bro to pick me up at 4..........WHAT THE F***!!!!!!!

Just when i thought all hopes gone.........My savior arrived!!!!!I can see a beacon of hope shined upon me!!!!! My friend best friend in the world, Jake( again) said that I can stop by his shop and ask my bro to pick me up there.......It was a brilliant idea!!!!! After all, I didn't finish watching "Heroes" season 2 yet( he saved that series in his laptop.....LAPTOP IS THE MOST BRILLIANT TECH IN THE WORLD!!!!!!)

Well we reached his shop and we have a little chit-chat (with his parents). They were both hilarious and cool( a little too funny..........)I was glad I had a chance to stop by his shop again since its been a long long time i pay them a visit.........Well we had a blast talking bout family stuff .......Well i was going to go see them before they moved to SP and today was a perfect timing!!!!!!I'm so glad that meeting had to be cancelled. Well we watched the ''Simpson''(he forced me to and the movie was so fuuuuuuuunnnnnnnnnnnnnyyyyyyyyy!!!) and ''Heroes''(cool........). I like catching up with my friends and to appreciate every single one of them when I still have the chance to do so.......(Well I'm starting to do that from now on.....)

I headed home at about 5 ( My bro's always late) and my parents' coming home today from the trip i was talking bout AND my bro's planning to make a special spaghetti dish as a homecoming gift........my papa won RM 10,000 at Genting and he's in a delirious state.......watch your blood pressure pap!!!!!!And so I helped cutting the veges and he prepared the spaghetti(I'm wondering if its even edible......) and the sauce( which taste like mineral water coz it's so mild....I'm exaggerating.....actually it's quite good.....)He said something bout the carrots i cut was too big in size and it's too hard when eating it......BLAH BLAH BLAH...........Hahaha. We watched Prison Break later and ........that's the perfect Sunday I've ever had!!!!!!!

Flour that hadn't been identified whether it had been expired or nt........and the middle of preparing bloodish red sauce

(Sugar, Flour , Sauce and anything that's edible( stealing lines from Powerpuff girls........!!))


WORM-LIKE SPAGHETTI HAHAHAHA*evil laughs*!!!gonna give it to Snow White....

I Luv my life!!!!!!!

It's all gonna b alrite!!!!!!

Empty house, homeworks, movies, flowers and computer were the only things my parents left for me while they were enjoying their fancy trip to KL with my sister. She's going to Sunway University College and i wish her all the best. JIA YOU JIE JIE!!!!!(haha...)Well I'm going to miss her and she's going to miss my mom's cooks. I hope she can adapt herslf to the new and strange environment there and probably make some friends (if she can , coz she's not really good at interecting and she knew that).





Well back to the main topic, i had to wake up early at seven and get myself ready to go to the fund raising thingy!!! It's St. John's annual Flag Day and we had to go to the resident area and BEG for some money. Thank goodness it's a rather fine weather that day. Not too hot nor too cold. We were seperated into a few groups and we started walking around and forcing the passers-by to donate some money. I swear one of them low -lives were staring and gave me a threatening look before i approach him. I knew he meant to kill us all if we ever dare to move a step closer to him. But well, i kept a knife inside my bag and it won't bother me to take it out and gave it a little swing .......haha.......and there's the best part of the day!!! I've got the chance to take a look INSIDE the most famous bungalow at Tmn Golf( u know...that dark and weird mansion with branches and hedge with a super cool kinda zoo thingy behind the house!!!!)




The dark and mysterious mansion I was talking about!!!


Well she, the wife of the owner of course(or not.......) gave us RM50 !!!!It's huge!!!!!I was so happy and thrilled and i did't put it into the donation box. I kept showing it off to my friends!!!!!! And there's the most embarassing moment .I asked the officer to drop me down at the KFC next to the stadium. And when i stepped out of the ambulance, I just walked straight and didn't looked back. I felt as if i'm awesomely cool and was a very nice ending for the day .But I was so wrong.........I was walking directly opposite to KFC !!!And the worse part of it was all my juniors ,a bunch of naive and stupid kids who sit at the back, startin to burst into laughter.I was so embarrassed and just turn around and walk( i don't think its a walk, i feel like i was flying) to KFC.

And when i got home ,I switched on the fan and spend a five hours in front of this stupid computer. Then i start my own blog. Well my URL is http://www.damienkok.blogspot.com/ (i don't know if i actually has an URL yet....) .Feel free to drop by anytime u want. hahahaha.


And i was thinking about the original plan for the day. I was supposed to go to SP with Jake and watch a movie or sthg. But well there's some problem occured and the plan failed. Awww~~~~
Well i hope he's enjoying his day there and mayb we'll watch that movie the other time with Alex and Patty .

A cool and hot movie if you ask me!!!!(I think it's because of Megan Fox !!!I'm drooling!!!)

Unnecessary thing that turn out to be the most needed one---Part 1

There's always sometimes when you try so hard to impersonate and copy other's act, thought, interest and be like them just to please their needs and make them like you.I'm not saying that its not a good thing to do because sometimes u might be influenced by other's positive energy and turn into a good soul, but if you get the wrong idea of it, well then .......you'll be considered a 'fallen' to me(well by my standards anyway). I felt pity for those who actually bully the other weaker and smaller guys in the school just to prove that they're macho or cool or something. Well for my opinion , they're just a bunch of brainless ,rotten rubbish, TRASH!!!!!!! There's one small "tough guy" who just randomly picked a fight with me .He grabbed my uniform's collar with one of his decayed and deformed hand and point right at my face with the other. I was furious but i simply just pushed IT away and when i was trying to walk away from it , he was possessed!!!!!! He started to throw a bunch of his "rubbish" words and wanted to fight with me!!!
He was small and ......nt that scary actually. Well i was preparing myself to dodge his punch and put up a fight with him but........I was in the school!!!!! Well i've a clean record in my school and I'd like to keep it that way. Thank goodness his pals pulled him backward and try to cool him down, which is the right thing to do. I've a bro who's coincedentally the head prefect in my school and i don't really want to disappoint him. Well i just quickly pick up my pace and again , trying to walk away from that @#$%#!!! My 6-foot-tall friend, Jake, who was standing beside me all the time, walk along with me and we started to talk about that stupid guy . He was making fun of that guy by comparing him to some kinda animal( i think he looks like a hamster, only with glasses)and discussing how we're going to take him down if we really got into the fight. He really is a jovial character and know just the right words( well theoretically his best weopon) to put a smile on your face. To cut it short ,that dump spoiled my mood that day. And one of his pals is actually a friend i USED TO KNOW. He was a little mischevious and kinda fell-free-to-do-everything before. I thought it's normal for a guy at my age bt he got worsen and turn into a wanton. He started smoking, gambling and skipping classes just to HANG OUT with his gang.............

To be continue