Ho-Ho-Ho-Holidays...........

Yes...I didn't get my cure for that Lady Gaga's poison yet...it's so strong that I don't think there's a cure at all....even after purchasing the Bad Romance Deluxe Edition album....no, I don't thnk I'lL make a full recovery...Aniwae, this post is about celebrating the HOLY DAYS.....

Talking about celebration, the MadOnna's song, with the same name, hurts my ears so much that I think it's bleeding!!! Some old ladies sure don't know when to stop creating rubbish and making sound pollution (I'm looking at you Madge), hadn't the Earth suffered enough? Lady Gaga's gonna snatch that crown from you pretty soon.... OMG LADY GAGA !!!!GAAAAA~~~~~ Shoot!!!! *Control Urself.....Deep breath........*..hehe still can't keep myself in check .....

Huh..*sigh of relieVed*....Ok holiday, yEs, whenever you mentioned 'holiday' , ppl would probably ask you wad's ur vaca plans, where are u going, waddya gonna do and bla bla bla. Unfortunate for me, I'm gonna be cooping up at my own home this whole long summer holiday. I'm gonna fall in love with MY computer and TV SEts, dating my imaginary girL friend and it goes on and on....... Yea I'm alone and ....alone....( I mean my mum and dad is still going to be here with me)...

Well, I'm gonna find and do sthg to entertain myselFfor the time being....I'm gonna fill you guys up with my to-do-list soon.....stay tuned.......

TadDDaaa~~~~

WAARRRRRRhhhhhh...........I'm finally free!!!!!! And since the school's exam had just become the past and holidays soon approaching.....I'll now hav all the time in the world to do wadever I wanted to ....

And AARRRRGGHHHHH!!!! Lady Gaga !!!!! I'm totally enslaved by her hooking tunes and fell for this scorchingly hot artiste!!!!! Her new single " Bad Romance"'s MV is now on Youtube and it's a hit!!!!! 5 millions views!!!( well so far.....the number's still rising)!!!Omg!!!! It's just simply out of this world and she's the force to be reckoned with!!!!!It's an art!!!!

And wadever bad rumours about her having pe**s and she's a freak or stuff, she totally ROCKS
and this is a proof that she's getting better and will eventually become the "Queen Of Pop"!!!!!( Well, after Madonna's retired.....) Again....ARRRGGGHHHH!!!! Go watch her MV now!!! and I'm planning to get a copy of her new deluxe edition album!!!!!! and I'll get a strand of her hair!!! Waaah!!!!!!!! Lady Gaga............!!!!!
( this craziness and shouting will keep going on until I was sent into a mental institute.......there's no end to this.....) Lady Gaga.........*scream fading....*

''''''''''Marriage'''''''''''''

Ahh, marriage. Every girls' dream and every men's funeral( of coz except for a few who prefer a more stupid and sedentary life). It's not like I don't believe in it, just that I think everyone practically should make the most of their lives when they're still being youthful, partying and stuff, just don't hook up and hang around with the same girl all the time. Marriage is for, my opinion, older people who really, desperately want to spend the rest of their lives with THE ONE( after picking them from their past one-night-stand lists....) they love, soul partner.

Anyway, I've been to a wedding dinner last week and it was a party of pomp and pageantry. It's my mom's friend's daughter's wedding(complicated, I don't even know these people) .Everyone was enjoying themselves, except for me!!!! Of coarse, how can you make yourself comfortable when all the people who sit at the same table with you keep staring at you like your're an alien( like Lady Gaga), and not to mention, all of them were old!!!!( It's the consequence for leaving home late enough to attend a stupid wedding dinner)

Well, as it seemed that I can't get away with this, I'm just gonna indulge myself in the food. Food!!! Omg!!!Totally forgot bout that!!!Arrrggghhhh!!!I've never been to this restaurant before and I don't know the food standards here!!! I prayed hard that it's eadible and poison-free!!!!And thank Lord. My prayer answered!!!Actually , it's quite delicious, by my standard anyway. I'm just annoyed a tad by the fact that those old people need more nutrients and practically grabbed everything on the plate ,everything they can lay their chopsticks on, only leaving behind scraps of chicken skin and the vegie that used to decorate the food. And thought they said that the older one should make the younger priorities. Well,looking from a positive point of view, they do keep me on my diet tracks...........

TO BE CONTINUE.........

~~~Quickie~~~

Well I don't really know wad quickie means, but I think it probably has something to do with doing something in a very quick speed.......and I'm writing this post in a hurry so....
Aniwae, I'm still thinking of changing and upgrading my blog somehow, preparing to make my comeback .....And after giving it a long thought, I think I'm gonna make it my diary( I know waddya gonna say Jake.....And I dun really care).

Here's the reason why. First of all, when I first start my blogging career( yea rite.....), I thought blogging's suposed to be a way to express my feeling and drop down the journey and experiences in my daily life. And I really wanted to do it this way. And after sometime, I ask my dear fren," why no 1 come to my blog 1???" My fren told me that I should write something funny that has nothing to do with my life at all, ha said " bcoz no one really cares bout ur life 1 larhhhhh"......

I really hope more people would come to my blog and if can, share their experiences in life and probably make more frens with that( that's what my blog's tittle means and my goal for starting this blog....).......And after going back and forth thinking bout what should I do with my blog, I came up with this thought. I said" To Hell With That!!! I don't care if no one come to my blog at all!!! I'm just gonna do it my way~~~"

So I just wanna give u guys an idea of what I'm gonna do with my blog. So..............


I STILL LOVE MY LIFE>.<

Absentee~~~

First of all, I want to express my deepest regrets for not being able to update my blog for the coming few weeks. I know you guys gonna be devastated and probably miss me when I'm gone......But I promised, after a few more weeks, I'm gonna make up for my mistakes with the greatest comeback you've ever witnessed( even greater than brit's )!!!!

In the meantime, lets take a peek at parts of the things I'm gonna do in this wonderful holidays( Enjoy the last days of my life before school opens...) :

1. Shopping at Sunway Pyramid!!!!!

2. Eat my breakfast, lunch and dinner!!!

3. Text my friends and told them bout my trip, just in case they don't know.....
(making them jealous is my ultimate goal)

4. Ice skating with my sister at Sunway Pyramid!!!!

5. Kiss and love my kittens before i kill them for releasing my rage when I get my result sheets!!!!!!

Well, that's it .I wish u all a happy Holiday and take good care of yourself!!!! Watchout for H1N1 ya!!!!!!!



L LOVE MY LIFE.

Amanda" Kangaroo!!!!!

*POOOOFFFFF*

Ahem...Ahemmm.....*coughing* ....S***, looks like i've messed up with the stupid spell again

.......it's supposed avada kadabra rite???( or sthg??? U noe?? the one that used to dispose pests??) Dammmnn!!! Where's Hermoine??? She's supposed to be fixing my glasses!!!! Ron....y dun u f**** urself and go look 4 her!!!! Stupid red-haired yank...........And u old man, wad're u?? Pole dancer??? Wad d heck r u doing with the owl mike stand???And where the hell is Boldie???? It's supposed to b his snake feeding show rite nw!!!

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Yes i noe, this is so Harry Potter rite? I mean ,the story line's supposed to B like this. It's more violent, cruel, bi**** and exciting don't u think so?( Hmm??? don't u think so Rowling???)

Anyway, yes, I've watched Harry Potter 6---The Half- Blood Prince....

And unsurprisingly, the half blood Bi*** is Prof. Snape...

I noe rite....y Snape???? y did she gave him a so fancy and cool nickname????I'm so frustrating.....and why d hell did that oldie die so fast???? His dying scene is way shorter than the part where Snape and Bellastik make the deal!!!!!

Omg..... Wad happen to this movie????Thank goodness they make up for their stupid mistakes by forcing Emma to take Hermoine's role.....( I'm nt drooling bt I think I'm getting horny...)

And now ...I'm gonna summarize the whole point of the movie .....

This year, Harry is getting hornier than ever, caused by the raging hormones and the beast that rest inside of him, and he decided to unleash it on his mother like girlfren, Ginny( Jinny ??? Jeanny??? which 1??). And Ronald is officially retarded this year, suffering serious brain damage by getting hit right on the head in tha Quidditch( I hope i spell it right...) match. And Hermoine is just as horny as Harry and she is pissed off coz some1 is getting her se* toy's attention( wow ...it sounded quite interesting already....)

Pluzzz.....The oldie decided to hire the old Slutthorn( Slughorn) back and take the pose as the Viagra making potion Master!!!!( Mind ur blood pressure old man!!!)And of coarse, we can't forget to mention the poor and confused Draco. He actually gets it "right" this time, using an expired bottle of wine to drug Oldie and brilliantly hex him with an astonishingly gorgeous necklace!!!!( Oldie: OMG Prada!!!! I'm having a heart attack!!!!)

And most disappointingly, we can't catch a glimpse of Boldie in this episode......I'm so devastated!!!!I always thought that he's a hilarious guy and hav a great sense of humour!!!!Aww~~~~

And to skip the boring part, which is the part that the Oldie died( well, it's kinda touching when he's dancing wth fire loop to protect Harry)and etc, ...............wait........there's nothing more to talk about!!!

Well that's it!!! The synopsis of

Harry Potter 6--Hairy and the Half-Blood Bi***!!!!!

Enjoy!!!!!!!

Don't u think the poster's kinda familiar???And yet Jay Chou hates to reveal his secret....

What???? They switch Heath Ledger and Jake from this brokeback mountain's poster?????

Beauty and the geek!!!!wait, Why so sad???? C'mon ....it's just a joke !!!!Get over it!!!

Teeeheeee!!!! Harry's true identity!!! The Half-Milk Cow!!!!!!

Horrific!!!!!!!!

Yes, I know... the tittle may scare off some of you ppl but don't worry.....it's okay.......Actually this post has nothing to do with horror movies or scary pics.....as the matter of fact, it's just a sad, sad story about the other species which I hated most on this planet( you'll find it out later).



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Okay. Here's the thing. We all like and hope that our home sweet home would always be clean , tidy and nonetheless SPECTACULAR rite??? Like myself, I've been a perfectionist all the time, practicing good hygience and all, making sure that there's not a single dust on my properties(what??? I'm not feminine.......I just wanna stay away from H1N1....). But then, one day ,unfortunately, U came.............



You never tell me your name. You said that brown and black was ur favourite colour and so u always dressed in these colour. You were diligent in your work, staying up all night and do your job. You look at me with a soulful eye. You beg me to let you go. But how could I??? Afterall that you've been done to her room!!!!



Then,I could see you grinning from ear to ear. "Haha , well then, catch me if you can ", u said , in an almost inaudible voice. You like to play huh?? Okay , game's on mate. I chased, U ran.



It continued for almost an hour. You were good!!!But not as good as me. I hide myself in the darkest shadow, waiting, waiting for u to show up. As I predicted , U did.............



SNAP!!!!!SNAP!!!!!!SNAP!!!!!!!



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"Jie jie!!!! I've killed it !!!! You can come back in now!!!!" I shouted. My sis stepped into her room , looking down at a dead cockroach and shriek. She wants me to take it out and asked me to burn it to ashes( I like that idea.......watch it die .....painfully and glowing.....isn't that great???)

I picked it up from the pool of cockroach's juice........and did exactly the same thing she asked.





I wasn't going to mourn and feel pity for you low-life!!!! Homo sapiens were the greatest species of all!!!!!This post is for all of U cockroaches on this planet!!!! If you tried to invade my home again, you'll be the next species that extinct, even earlier than whales and rhinos..........mark my word.......................I'll cut off one of ur legs( coz u hav six of 'em) squize the juice out of it........every last drop of it.........and make u drink it.......hahahhaa.......*voice fading*..........



NOTE: This post contain an extremely violent content and read it only if you're above 3 .And I

was planning to use cocks to replace cockroaches coz it's simpler......but I hav 1 too, so I

had to drop that idea(Darn).